tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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high resolution →

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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(Source: toocooltobehipster)

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headlikealamb:

Samantha and Geronimo

There are moments of extreme sadness that only a true love’s kiss can make go away, or, a dog double dutching excitedly.

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xyle:

>watching subbed anime

>switch tabs

>remember that i cant understand japanese

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paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

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